That's Haute

sirens ;

Sunday, March 8, 2009 // 9:44 AM

The reason i titled this blog as "Sirens" is because of the fact that i saw a really horrid looking outfit and it was necessary to call the fashion police. I'M SO SERIOUS YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING AT THE END OF MY EXPLANATION. so obviously, i wasn't THAT mean and i didn't take a picture of the woman wearing the horrendous outfit though right now i really regret and i wish i did. so Puan Azura, its up to you to IMAGINE it and promise me you'd never wear it. (:

p.s I was in Bangsar Village waiting for my dad when this happened with my mom who also went "WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT WOMAN WEARING?" haha.

now first of all, i'd like to inform you that it was a slightly elderly person wearing this outfit.

so it started off with a cap-sleeved pink and white striped top. that was wayyy to big on her.

imagine this with Cap Sleeves.

then, over that she wore a BRIGHT YELLOW vest with iron-on patches on it. FIRST OF ALL, IRON-ON PATCHES SHOULD NOT EXIST ANYMORE. ergh.

imagine this but in a horrid MacDonald's type yellow.

next, she wore those old styled jeans. better known as MOM JEANS. you know, the ones that are in a boring shade of blue, with no shape whatsoever? and it ended at her ankles. which is a ~~big~~ HUGE no-no. especially for asians as they make us look shorter than we really are. and we obviously could use all the height we can get. well i do. :)

and she eneded it with pink trainers.

she also sported a FANNY PACK. for those who don't know what a Fanny Pack is, its those old styled belt-bag combinations. you know, a bag, that can be straped around your waist. personally, i think women....even men should NEVER EVER BUY A FANNY PACK. women should indulge themselves in the various forms of handbags already created specifically for women. We have large, medium and small sized handbags, we have handbags with shoulder straps, the ones that can be carried along your elbow, or in your hand. We also have clutches for a slightly more elegant look and sling bags incase you don't want anything to hold while walking or working. but Never Ever buy a fanny pack. if you own one, and you're reading this right now, i suggest that you throw away the fanny pack and buy yourself a nice bag.

i mean seriously

THIS

VERSUS

THIS

It really isn't even a competition.

p.s this is a LOVELY bag for Dolce and Gabbana.

*shudders*

haha. well thats all i wanted to point out.

xx. thank you (:

i'll probably write more later. i'm off to do my french homework and i'm studying chemistry today.